It has been more than 2 months since the last post, so let me catch you up. The last chapter had a battle with the kitchen monsters, where the evil monsters came out on top.
May: Let the record show that it was not me who set the house on fire!!
However, my neurotic little Noah has hatched a plan to defeat them once and for all. And he is insane enough to think that it might just actually work. But what does Brando’s toy alligator have to do with this master plan? It will be your birthday in a few days, don’t you think that you are too old to be playing with toys?
Noah: I am not playing with the toys, I am training an army!!
Speaking of birthdays; today’s chapter will be Birthday Palooza!! It is time for a Father-Son duel birthday party! (It should have been May’s birthday a few days ago, but her eggo is preggo).
Noah: A party means more free food!!! Phase 1 of Operation Take Down the Kitchen Monsters is almost complete.
The usual crowd was invited. But before anyone showed up there was an unexpected guest crashing the party! May went into labor right after Noah had called everyone over for the party invite. She made the usual painful labor faces (which never get old), and she gave birth to…
May: Just get this over with already!!!
It’s a girl!!! YAY!!! Everyone welcome Bette Moore to the world!!
But that’s not all. Also welcome Vivien Moore to the world!!
But we ain’t done yet! Give another warm welcome to Humphrey as he makes his debut!
Yup, that’s right. We have triplets. Holy crap on a cracker, we have triplets!
Bette, named after the iconic Bette Davis, is good as well as insane. She likes porcini risotto, Geek Rock, and hot pink. Vivien, named after the lead actress in one of my all time favorite movie Gone with the Wind Vivien Leigh, is athletic and insane. She likes hamburgers, Pop Music, and blue. Humphrey is named after Humphrey Bogart star of the greatest movie of all time Casablanca. He is clumsy and insane and likes tri tip steak, soul music, and grey.
Now that I have recovered from the surprise of having triplets, the party can commence!! It is a full house, with more unexpected guests. Stewart Hewart (I still love EA for creating that name), what are you doing here?
Noah: How did you manage to get an invite to this party? The last time you were here you upset the Kitchen Monsters and almost burned down my house!! Go away you cad!!
Stewart: I…um…uh…I brought sushi.
Noah: Free food! Come on in and enjoy yourself!!
All of the party guests were going gaga over the little babies, but Noah was more excited about all of the free food.
Noah: Plus there is birthday cake!! Two birthday cakes!!
Noah, as the founder to this crazy legacy, was the first one to blow out the candles on his cake.
Noah: I wish that my plan to defeat the Kitchen Monsters will end in victory!!
Brando was the next to blow out his candles. But by that time most of the party guest left. What is it with these townies and not wanting to see Brando blow out his candles?
Brando: I wish for a bedroom on the other end of the house far away from three screaming babies!
So, this is where I leave you, with a picture of Brando as a child. I should also mention that he gained the Animal Lover trait.
I know that this wasn’t a very long chapter, but it was very eventful. And I think Noah & May need some time to gather their strength if they are going to survive 3 babies in the house!!